7/12/11 "Cuz now that I'm going out, guess I have to brush my hair." (Gotta love kids.)
4/18/11 "Mom, how come we wear shorts in the summer and we don't wear longs in the winter?"
4/11/11 "Yes Mama, but back in your day..." (no conversation ever goes well with those words)
4/1/11 "...traffic accident causes fatal fatality." - local traffic reporter
3/31/11 "Today's the day a girl's finally gonna touch you in your little special place." - Penny, Big Bang Theory
3/30/11 "You people just don't know about this kind of stuff anymore." - My Eleven-Yr Old.
3/29/11 "And I don't wanna talk about the bubbles. I like them and all. Just not on the bear." - Sleep Talking Child
3/29/11 "You're not short. You're just a minimized height." - 4rth grader Tweet